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Monday 9 February 2015

RAILWAY'S NEWLY SCULPTURE IN NEW ZEALAND...LOOK LIKE P*NIS...

 A railway’s newly commissioned £97,000 sculpture in New Zealand is supposed to be a ‘cloud’ but looks totally different ………. it looks more like a p*nis than a cloud it was meant to portray. A commuter Phil Wellman said, describing the art piece,"Oh my God, it's a c*ck and balls," he told the New Zealand Herald.

A lot of passengers say they have been embarrassed by the sculpture, but the creator says he’s even more embarrassed they see the art piece like that! See another photo after the cut…… the art piece is called 'Transit Cloud'.


PHOTOS:AGELESS JOKE SILVA

 Ageless top actress cum producer, Joke Silva in pictures looking radiant and pretty. She's always looking young and beautiful. See more pics after the cut…..






PHOTO:' LINDA THE FASHIONISTA'

Top Nigeria's blogger, Linda Ikeji, looking pretty is this her current picture tag 'Linda the fashionista'............ride on sister.

ANOTHER 'ABN' IN NIGERIA...AS DISQUALIFICATION SUITS FILED AGAINST JONATHAN & BUHARI

Justice Ahmed Mohammed of the Federal High Court has ordered that court documents in a fresh suit seeking to disqualify President Goodluck Jonathan from seeking re-election in the March 28 poll should be served on him, Premium Times reports.


The suit, FHC/ABJ/CS/1112/2015, instituted by Nkemjika Nkemjika was assigned to the court on Friday. The defendants in the suit apart from Mr. Jonathan are his party, the Peoples Democratic Party, and the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC.
A separate suit had earlier been filed seeking Mr. Jonathan’s disqualification from the presidential race before the court and another is also pending at the Court of Appeal.

Buhari's court case' outcome

The All Progressives Congress and its presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, have opposed the orders of a Federal High Court in Abuja, directing that they be served through substituted means in the suit challenging Mr. Buhari’s eligibility to stand for the March 28 presidential poll, Premium Times reports.

The Judge of a Federal High Court Abuja, Adeniyi Ademola, had in two separate suits challenging Mr. Buhari’s eligibility to contest the election, last week granted ex parte orders permitting the plaintiffs, Chukwunweike Okafor and Max Ozoaka, to serve Mr. Buhari and the APC through newspaper publications.

The court had also granted an order of abridgment of time within which the defendants must respond to the suits.

The electoral empire, Independent National Electoral Commission, was also joined in the suit as defendants.

Counsels to Mr. Buhari and the APC informed the court Monday that they would file applications challenging the competence of the suits and the entire steps taken so far, including the orders of service through substituted means.

Their lawyers, Wole Olanipekun and Lateef Fagbemi, urged the court to adjourn the matter to enable them to file all the necessary documents.

The judge adjourned the suits to February 23.


CAN YOU SPOT THE GRIP DIFFERENCE?

..........Kanye is a bad boy

HOW I PLANNED TO ROB THE BANK AM WORKING WITH.....SUSPECT

Mr. Saturday Akpan, a cleaner attached to the First City Monument Bank(FCMB), Creek Road, Apapa, Lagos State, has revealed how his plan to rob the bank where he works would have sailed through, but for the stubbornness one of the security guards attached to the bank.

According to the suspect, the guard had agreed to the plan. But immediately he was allowed to go, he dashed to the nearest police station. Soon, Akpan and his cronies had become guests at the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Ikeja, Lagos State Police Command.

“We had been planning to rob the bank for a month now,” said Akpan. “I however know that only one security guard would be a threat to our plan.”

Unsure of how to handle the guard, Akpan said that he took his snapshot and tailed him to his girlfriend’s home at Ajegunle. There they accosted him and threatened to kill him if he refused to play ball.


 Akpan said: “I worked in the bank till the end of December Last year. I was paid N15, 000 monthly as a cleaner. I only worked with the bank for four months. I told him that we were planning to rob the bank and that if he doesn’t co-operate when we attack, we would trace and kill him. He promised to co-operate with us. Police later came to our house arrest us. We heard that the security guard went to the police.”

ELECTIONS POSTPONEMENT ONLY ADDS INSULT TO INJURY...TINUBU

The APC Chieftain, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu,  said the  postponement of elections by Jonathan’s government was the by-product of overt political interference undermining the independence of the election management body, INEC.  Find the statement below...


What happened Saturday was actually not a postponement due to security or logistical reasons. What happened was the by-product of overt political interference undermining the independence of the election management body, INEC. The elections were postponed not because they could safely be held.

They were postponed because one man, President Jonathan, feared that an election held on February 14 would for him become an election lost. While the mouth was Jega, the words were Jonathan. He chose to place our democracy at risk than do what democracy demands by facing and risking the verdict of the people. That he would use our security agencies to provide his excuse only adds insult to injury.
This act was one desperation of a man in fear of defeat. It was not done for the national good. It was the wrong thing done for the wrong reason by the wrong man.

The rationale stated by the heavily intimidated INEC chairman does not withstand close scrutiny nor the rigors of logical thought. It is nothing but a lie draped in a falsehood born by deceit.
Jega said he hinged his decision on a purported letter stating that due to an impending offensive the security agencies will not have the personnel to spare to adequately guard the polling areas in the northeastern states.

For the Service Chiefs to be inserted in the electoral process in this manner and at the eleventh hour reveals nothing but a cynical plot to thwart elections. President Jonathan has revealed that he only wants elections where the guaranty is that he shall win. This is not the nature of democratic elections. Jonathan's government has purposefully undermined the electoral process because he is not interested in a free and fair honest where the outcome reflects the sovereign will of the people. He wants an elaborate coronation dressed in the garb of an election. The Nigerian people are too smart for this rude trick.

This postponement is a smokescreen because what the letter says is that they are advising a postponement of six weeks in the first instance subject to the amelioration of the security situation in the North East. This is coming from a Chief of Defence staff that vowed to crush the insurgents within four months early last year. A year later, nothing has changed. He is now asking Nigerians to believe this government can do in six weeks what it could not do in six years.

I ask Nigerians to question why these Service Chiefs decided to launch a major operation a week before the elections? What is new about the security situation in the last two weeks that has not been there these past several years? The date and importance of the election was well publicized. Why did they wait till now? They waited because they were given marching orders by the president to delay the elections.

They have gone on an offensive already. However, the true offensive is not against Boko Haram. It is against the Nigerian people and our democracy.
If elections could hold in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq, why not in Nigeria where only 14 out of 774 council areas are under siege?
This postponement may be the prelude to even rasher more authoritarian action by this desperate, inept government.

This postponement has deeply wounded Nigerian democracy. While my party hoped to go into the election and win it that we may offer a new and honest deal to the people. This government continues to feed the people a raw deal.

The ambition of one man should not be allowed to affect the destiny of 170 million Nigerians.Nigerians have signalled their desire for change and there is nothing this government can do to erase it.
Thus, we do not despair. I ask our supporters and Nigerians to remain calm and do everything to keep the peace. I ask you to renew your determination in the face of this insult to our democracy and common sense. It is inevitable that change shall come and we shall bring it fairly, democratically and peacefully.
They will attempt more tricks before the six weeks is over. Each time, they will be defeated by the power of our commitment to a new day in a new democratic Nigeria.


Bola Ahmed Tinubu