The very first time i read this
article, i just went through it as a normal write-up. However, by the time i
went through again this week-end, i saw lots of truth been revealed in it. I
resolved to share this with ladies all over the world. Happy reading.
‘’1. Weekday lovers
If your
guy has a virtual do not disturb sign
up over the weekends, this is a
clear sign that he is reserving weekends for someone else on his to-do list or keeping his options open to meet other
women. "Personally, when a girl is just a girl I'm into for sex, I'll
never ask her out on a weekend. Weekends are strictly reserved for A-lists and
new opportunities. Let’s take the Kenyan (Nigeria) scenario, one invites you
for blankets and wine and the other buzzes you on a random Friday with Sepetuka
( Real) tickets. The sepetuka(Real) guy most likely wants to score after the
gig while the blankets and wine guy actually wants to chill and have a nice
time with you.
2.
Sporadic contact
A guy
who is really into you communicates with you regularly. A guy who is in it for
the coochie(sex only), calls, texts, emails and pops-over only when he is
feeling frisky and knows that you will indulge his desires. If the sight of
your man's name on your caller ID surprises you, chances are, this is a sex
only situation. I hear chics saying he doesnt call or text because he is too
busy, unless he is a deep sea diver, no man would be too busy to text at least
once or twice a day.
3.
Invitation to nowhere
You
never get invited to anything meaningful like dinner, movie or lunch its always
for his boys birthday party at his crib in Umoja( His backyard), a random night
with the boys. Bottom line: "Dates" are always cozy nights in. Why?
Because that is the easiest place to, you guessed it... to get laid. Everything
falls into place its warm and cosy inside, the vibe is right, good music, you
get tipsy, start dosing, offers shoulder, lips touch neck, lips
connect , nearest bed is one second away and the rest is history..Got it
ladies?
4.
Time's up!
You
spend just enough time together for a little foreplay, sex and maybe a nap.
Unless there's time and desire for a round two, a sex-only motivated man will
vanish like a thief in the night before you even have time to nuzzle into
little-spoon position. Sunday afternoon he says he is in the neighbourhood, you
invite him over, he comes in you offer a drink, he insists that you join him
too, 30 minutes later he is in and out of Canaan. Next thing you know he is at
the door getting his shoes back on heading over to Sheila's place to watch
soccer now that you’re watching Tahidi High reruns.
5.
Late-night lovers
A sure
in-it-for-the-sex-only sign is when your man only reaches out to you after
hours, when the day is done and quite possibly last call has been shouted.
Although he coos for you sweetly on the other end of the phone, perhaps begging
for your hot body, just know that you might be on a long list of lovelies, any
of one of whom can satisfy his sexual cravings for the evening. Ladies you know
this happens in July or those random Fridays when you re indoors alone, telly
is boring and no movie, then he calls, makes you laugh and suggests he can come
over or invites you to his. Looking at your situation, you jump for it either
way , its turning out to be one hell of a boring night.
6.
Tangoless texts
The
sex-only guy is remorseless and feels no guilt whatsoever when it comes to
leaving your texts un-responded to for hours - even days - and sometimes
doesn't respond at all. Same goes for phone calls, emails, Facebook
messages, tweets or any other form of communication. Problem is, the ones that
respond promptly never get laid but the ones that don’t get more than they can
handle. It takes a mature girl who knows exactly what she wants to spare no
time for a guy that isn’t courteous enough to revert.
7. Sexy
speak
You two
speak one language: Sex. And that's it. If you think hard about it, you may
know everything about how he likes "it" but you have no clue where
his parents live, what he wanted to be when he grew up, his favourite meal, if
he has a middle name. There's lots of moaning and groaning but no cater about
work, family, friends, problems, triumphs, etc. "A woman who
presents herself as a sexual showpiece will be treated that way. Come to the
table at the very beginning with more than just the ability to blow me away in
the bedroom. Blow away my mind too and that way I'll consider you relationship
worthy. e.g. if all the time he texts about how hot your bum looks on that snap
you just posted on Instagram, be warned. If he is constantly on your Instagram
but doesn’t even follow you on Twitter, chances are he is only interested in
what he can see and not you have to say. ‘’
Culled from: Vibeweekly
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