God let thy kingdom come; below was an observation by citizen
CKG as culled from Laila blog. Enjoy the drama: COZA...The name
sef sounds like one of those “short time” joints. .I mean, how will someone
name his Church COZA?..COZA, if doubled, sounds coza coza (sharp sharp).
But that is not the issue; COZA has been in the news of late for the
wrong reasons. Just like Kris Okotie’s Household of God’s Church, a particular
Pastor in the Federal Capital Territory Abuja is also hitting the
headlines. His Church has become a beehive of activities, attracting all
the fine babes and upwardly mobile
young men in Abuja.
Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (What a name) is located right in the Central
Area of Abuja.
It is directly behind Nanet Suites .To be specific, the worship centre is at
the Thisday Dome, owned by Media guru Nduka Obiagbena of Thisday Newspaper.
Recently the General overseer of the Church was involved a sexual scandal
involving him and one of his
“lovely sister” sorry i mean Church member.
The lady went on all cylinders to portray the “man of God” as a randy man
who goes after anything on skirt.
Infact she said, the Pastor has tasted the “ozone layer” of practically all the
babes in the Church.
Pastor Biodun as he is referred to is a smooth lovely young man in his
40s.His uniqueness and American style mode of worship is attracting the young
and mighty in Abuja like ants after sugar.
Recently, he was said to have also acquired a Rolls Royce like his counterpart
at Oregun.
With all these in mind, I made up my mind to hit COZA today for a worship of a
lifetime.
My first disappointment on arriving Thisday Dome,COZA place of worship was that
they have no parking space.
No vehicle was allowed about 500 meters to the gate. All vehicles were
parked far away from the Church. The road leading to the Church was barricaded
by five different vehicles.
Stationed at the beginning of the road were some fully armed soldiers and
some other plain cloth security
men.
At the entrance to the compound proper was a bomb scanning machine (just
like the ones at the airports or banks)..You were expected to empty all metals
with you including car keys,phones and Ipads etc.
After walking through the scanning machine, you now walk into the main hall of
Thisday Dome, where you are welcomed by some of the most beautiful babes I have
seen in Abuja. They were all dressed in pink or is it yellow short gowns.
They have a smile for everyone, well chosen, spotless skin. Their smiles were
infectious just like that lady in the Maclean television commercial.
I fancied one immediately, i clicked her an eye contact and she responded, but
there were so many 'distracters' on ground that prevented me from going for the
kill, but i marked her down, i will be back i told myself.
I wanted her to usher me inside the Church by herself but one overzealous one
that didn’t catch my fancy jumped in front of me, wanting to shake my hands,
but i ignored her and moved on.
The Church was already in full session when i arrived, it was testimony time. I
met the last testimony by a lady who spoke about how she was healed after
several months of illness.
And as is customary with me, within a second, i scanned the entire seats and
made for one empty one beside one beautiful dame.
The usher wanted to move me somewhere else and i refused.
The lady naturally beckoned on me to join her..Smart babe i said to myself
again..Haa, these COZA babes sabi catch man jare. I gave her a long smile which
she replied with one of the best set of teeth i have ever seen in a long time.
Babes dey Coza abeg, with these type of ladies, why won’t Pastor Biodun
fall a victim. Their looks can seduce any holy creature. They were
beautiful, smart, friendly, open handed, receptive and ready to compromise.
I settled down quickly and joined the flow of songs and clapping.
As we sat down, i saw the lady, who i now realized was wearing a very
very short mini skirt,
was trying to use a white handkerchief to cover her open laps which she noticed
i was glaring at continuously. She must have noticed that my gaze could
penetrate a fully clothed body.
When she couldn’t stand it any longer, she politely asked me why i was gazing
at her laps.
I told her there was no need covering such a lovely body with handkerchief,
moreso since she has decided to come to church half covered, what’s the essence
of covering them.
She smiled and told me - that what’s in vogue. That i am a bush man...
'Wowww, in vogue?' I asked her?..'Does Pastor Biodun support these type of
dressing?!' i asked her. She said Pastor Biodun has nothing against any mode of
dressing once you are comfortable with it.
I asked her if she was comfortable with what she was wearing and she said
yes. i then went for the kill - 'remove your handkerchief then and lets enjoy
God’s creation'. She didn’t know what to say.
She asked me if i was a first timer to the Church and i said YES..Her smile
broadens again and she let go the cover cloth.
COZA is a very beautiful Church. The choir made of both young men and women was
awesome. They sang like kenery, the stage was well lighted. The hall was filled
to capacity with an overflow.
I was looking out for the controversial Pastor but he was nowhere to be
found..The Church is on a 12 days
prayer and fasting.
All the female workers in the Church were well selected, a true reflection of
what the lady that accused the Pastor of Sexual harassment once stated.
Their skirts were
short but not too revealing. At a point, i was now asking myself why these
modern day Pastors take so much delight in going for young female Church
members. How come Pastor Kris Okotie and Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo find these
damsels very attractive that they easily forget the words of God.
How come they take so much delight in having canal knowledge of the
daughters of eve even if it means ruining their callings.
COZA is not the best of place to be, because the temptation is just too
much. It seems all the beautiful babes in Abuja converged in that place to
seek for things i don’t know.
When it was time for Sermon, a young man mounted the stage.
My disappointment was now complete, it's obvious today is not going to be my
day.
He went on to announce that the Senior Pastor was
not around for service today but that he will be back in the days
ahead. He went ahead to preach on prosperity and joy of giving.
According to him, Ecclesiates Chapter 10:19 stated that “Money Answereth
Everything”, that with money you can get all the good things of life including
cars
,
women etc..No wonder his Senior Pastor is in the news for the wrong reasons i
muted.
He went on “this year all those of you that are looking for the fruits of the
womb will become pregnant..All those
who were into relationship last year will get married this year. All those that
were disappointed in business will smile this year. blablabla.
The preaching was the same. The audience was the difference.
I was told Pastor Biodun is a powerful dresser..He loves
cars
and
women to pieces. He is also very generous. According to the lady that sat
beside me, there is no way you will meet Pastor without melting and “falling
for him” even if he doesn’t toast you. The guy fine die, she stated.
After service, i left quickly to look for that babe at the entrance.
She was waiting for me already. I told her that as a new convert to the
Church, i will need more personal home preaching to convince me to continue
coming to Church.
She was more than happy to oblige me. We exchanged numbers, to meet at
our Chicken Nkwobi joint later this evening.
I look forward to that wonderful home bible
study. I want to learn a thing or two or even try those stunts that Pastor
Biodun Fatoyinbo is noted for with his female Church members.
Who knows, i may be in for a good time in the presence of the Lord via
COZA in the days and weeks ahead.
But I will not rest until i meet Pastor Biodun one on one. Till then, i rest my
case.