CHURCH LEADERS KICKING AGAINST FRCN ACT ARE THIEVES AND PENTECOSTAL CHARISMATIC RASCALS ! ~~BAKARE

The General Overseer of The Latter Rain Assembly, Pastor Tunde Bakare,on Sunday during his church service, has described those kicking against the Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria Act, ‎2011 as money launderers, who are trying to cover their iniquities.

According to him, by opposing the law, church leaders were trying to prevent the public from knowing about acts of money laundering that they had indulge in by virtue of their positions.

Pastor Enoch Adeboye had earlier resigned as the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God as result of the new controversial law.

But Bakare flayed church leaders for their stance, saying, “I can testify that the law was explained to kingpins in the church, but now you want to get away because you want to cover your iniquity. You won’t get away with it.

“You want to get away because you have laundered money, and you are now trying to cover your yansh”.


Bakare, who doubles as the Convener of the Save Nigeria Group, praised the law, saying it was good for order and accountability in the church.

“I am a trained lawyer, I have read the law. The law specifically mentioned Chief Imams and pastors, that they can have lifelong terms. But it says you cannot be chief priest, chief treasurer, and chief administrator.”

He described church leaders who oppose the law as “pentecostal charismatic rascals” who want to do whatever they like even if the law says otherwise.

“You don’t want to comply with the law, then why did you register under the law? It is a spirit of lawlessness and the anti-Christ because the anti-Christ is a lawless spirit. The fact that I am quiet doesn’t mean I am stupid. I don’t fight useless battles”.

DEATH RUMOUR : PRESIDENCY RELEASES PICTURE OF PRESIDENT BUHARI HOLIDAYING IN UK

The presidency has released picture of President Muhammadu Buhari holidaying in the United Kingdom.

There was fear and confusion in the country during the weekend when report cropped up in a section of the media that the president has passed on at the age of 74.

To further confirm the report that the president was not dead, presidential spokesman, Femi Adesina on Monday morning released some pictures of the President watching him (Adesina) as a guest on Channels TV on Sunday.

In the pictures, Buhari was spotted donning a black kaftan and a black cap in a palour while watching Adesina on Channels Television.

He wrote on his official Facebook page, “As he holidays in London, President Muhammadu Buhari keeps abreast with events at home. On Sunday, Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, was guest of Channels Television. President Buhari also kept a date, January 22, 2017."

HOW JAMMEH FLED GAMBIA ON TINUBU'S JET

Former president of The Gambia, Yahyah Jammeh left the country aboard a private jet owned by All Progressives Congress (APC) chieftain, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.

After refusing to vacate office for several days, Jammeh yielded to last-minute pressure from Guinean President Alpha Conde and his Mauritanian counterpart, Mohammed Ould Abdel Aziz and stepped down as president.

After agreeing to leave, Jammeh was confronted with the challenge of how to leave the country. The leaders reached out to Tinubu over his VP-CBT Falcon Jet.

According to The Nation, Tinubu reportedly gave a condition that: it should only be used “if it will facilitate the quick exit of Jammeh and lead to the restoration of peace and democracy in The Gambia”

Jammeh has since arrived in Equitorial Guinea, where he will be on exile, after ruling The Gambia for 22 years.

SHUT UP WHEN GOVERNORS ARE TALKING ! ~~FAYOSE FIRES BACK AT KASHAMU

Ekiti State governor, Ayo Fayose has fired back at the Senator Buruji Kashamu, over his statement where he described him (Fayose) as a “liability, a loud mouth and animmature politician” who is unfit to head the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Governors’ Forum.

Kashamu in a statement had said that : “It was a misnormer that the governors of an opposition party that is in need of rebranding and repositioning could chose a liability, a loud mouth and an immature politician like Fayose as the Chairman of the PDP Governors’ Forum.

“It is not that his emergence as the Chairman of the Forum means anything to me. But as a committed and loyal party man, it gives me great concern that instead of taking steps that will foster peace and unity, we are doing things that will widen the gap and cause more unity.

“Those who chose him should have a rethink in the interest of the party that is striving hard to return to power. His brother-governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, whose tenure he purportedly continued as Chairman of the PDP Governors’ Forum, is a cool-headed and balanced character,” Kashamu had said.

Reacting to Kashamu’s statement during an interview monitored on Channels TV Sunday night, Fayose asked the senator to shut up and face his legislative business.

He said, “Sen. Kashamu is just a Senator, when he comes up and becomes a Governor, he will learn how to talk like a Governor”.

On the recent ‘accidental’ bombing of the Rann’s IDPs camp where over 100 persons were killed, Fayose said it was unfortunate and questionable.

“To them it was an accident but I think it was deliberate. The federal government and the military were the ones that created the IDPs camp and same them went and bombed it, it is quiet unfortunate and questionable,” he said during the interview.

MY P3NIS IS A DISABILITY ...WOMEN BACKS OUT FAST! ...GUY WITH WORLD'S LARGEST MANHOOD (PHOTOS)

Esquivel Cabrera Roberto, 54,  Mexican, is a man with the world’s largest penis. According to World’s Guinness book, his penis measures half a metre. He gained worldwide fame in 2015 after he was filmed weighing his penis to prove its authenticity; which measured 18.9inches.

Speaking with Barcroft TV, United Kingdom, the quinquagenarian said, “I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world.

“I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record.

“I do not have an active sex life as my penis is just too big to have intercourse. Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

“While living in the USA, I did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw my penis and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

“My penis is a “disability” and stops me from working and this forces me to rely on food banks to survive.

“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.

“The government has recognized me as disabled after initially dismissing my claim. Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks everyday to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.

“I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there. I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there and the people are not like over here, they are more liberal, they don’t care about what I have in my pants,” Roberto added.2f

Meanwhile, members of medical communities have urged Roberto to consider a penile reduction.

Speaking with the medium, Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said, “We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’

“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.

“In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.

“It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special. He was obsessed with the penis length when he was a teenager.

“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it.

“Due to the size of Roberto’s penis, he suffers health problems like frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin and even while asleep, his gargantuan penis is an issue because he is unable to sleep chest down and has to put it on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night,” Doctor Gonzalez stated.

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ALUTA: NANS GIVES AJUMOBI 7-DAY ULTIMATUM TO RE-OPEN LAUTECH OR...

The National Association of Nigerian Students has issued a one week ultimatum within which the Governor of Oyo State, Abiola Ajimobi, should reopen Ladoke Akintola University of Technology in Ogbomosho or face a mass protest.


The President of NANS, Chinonso Obasi, who issued the threats during a press briefing on the state of the nation held in Abuja on Friday, said NANS would “relocate its Headquarters to Government House in Ibadan and Umudike.”


He said, “NANS chides the Governor of Oyo State, Senator Abiola Ajimobi over the neglect of LAUTECH, Ogbomosho which has been under lock and key for almost eight months. We see his recent utterances that went viral on the social media during the students peaceful protest to Agodi Government House as shameful, uncivil and belittling the status of an Executive Governor. The governor is hereby issued with a seven-day ultimatum to reopen LAUTECH or face mass protest.

“Similarly, ÑANS calls on the Vice Chancellor of the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike to resign within seven days for gross incompetence and maladministration. Failure to heed this patriotic call would be met with serious resistance as we shall not hesitate to occupy and chase him out of the university.”

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"CHAI HUNGER NO FIT ME AT ALL..."~~TIMI DAKOLO SHARES THROWBACK PHOTO

Timi Dakolo posted a throwback photo of himself looking gaunt.

"CHAI HUNGER NO FIT ME AT ALL..." the singer writes. "GOD KNOWZ....MY GOD IS THE REAL TRANSFORMER JO... #GREATGRACE