Can we call this another Tunde Kelani’s ‘Thunder Bolt or Magun’? According
to Local.It an Italian couple got hooked together while having s*x in the ocean at
Porto San Giorgio.
According to Local.It, things started
out well enough. The beach was nearly deserted, so there was plenty of privacy.
However the couple—not pictured above—promptly got their genitals stuck
together.
Whatever cruel trick of physics created this problem; it was intent on
embarrassing them till the end of the line. The couple signalled in panic
to some passersby on the beach. They then made their way out of the water
naked, still joined at the genitals like some horrific overgrown crab, and
someone on the beach covered them with a towel and went for help.
Try as he might the man could not get out of his partner, and eventually
they were taken—still attached—to a hospital where the woman was injected with
a drug usually administered to dilate pregnant women’s uteruses.
Finally her insides released its death grip on the man’s penis and
they were saved.
NB: Iyemoja nbinu nio......
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