SIGNS THAT YOU SATISFY YOUR WOMAN S@XUALLY

If a man is good in bed and cheats, the thought of her man doing what he does to another woman drives her nuts. A woman will and can tolerate anything, a broke good for nothing man but not cheating. More so when you are good in the act. 

Now that we have established coitus is an important part of completing equation, as a man you should be able to know when you are doing it right. Is your woman satisfied? Is your game  on point. Well here are some pointers that help you know she loves it.

She’s Not Making Sense

If you ‘re doing it right, she will make utterances that don’t make sense and call you names but don’t run or slap her, it means you ‘re doing great, keep at it.  She might also behave in a manner that makes you think an alien life force has invaded her body, don’t be dumbfounded it means she’s really into it. “If her speech is off, it means that she’s totally caught up in the sensations,” says Tracey Cox, author of Superhotsex

She Gets Up to Do Stuff

When a woman is sexually gratified, she will face you and cuddle up, she may also try to make conversation and get touchy. However, a cougar will want round two almost immediately after. When your thirteen minutes of pounding has amounted to nothing, when you are done she’ll detach, which could entail rolling over, facing the other side or getting out of bed.

So if she bolts out of bed , heads to the kitchen and eggs start frying five minutes after you got done, in her mind there is probably no difference between you and those eggs. 

She may also call a friend, or turn on the TV, it’s not a good sign mister, she was probably thinking about that soap she is watching.

She’s Physically Amped

Listen to her breathing. Heavy long breaths and panting means she is ready to go and you re doing the right thing. This is more telling than a moan because it’s an unforced response. Notice her skin too. Her chest and neck region become flushed, also look out for her legs, if she is curling her toes, scratch her back, and moves her pelvis deeply and rhythmically you are walking the right path. If she’s not feeling’ it, she’ll just lie there.

She falls asleep

This trait often attributed to men, there are women out there who are so incredibly drained via their orgasms that they simply need to take a nap and recuperate from the damage you've done.

If she turns over and begins to snooze, don't get insulted — that, dude, would make you a woman. No, just wrap your arms around her and shut up.

 She can't walk

She wants to get up to fix you breakfast or pour you some juice, but she simply can't walk because her legs are quivering. Shaky legs are a sure-fire sign that you have done your duty as a man..... Man.

If she needs a few minutes before she can go to the bathroom to clean up and make you that toast, then you can rest assured that you gave it to her good and she won’t see you as a "toast".

There you have it gentlemen, don’t go asking her 'how was it babe, did you enjoy?". You know what to look out for. These are sure sign that let you know whether you took care of business.

 Culled: vibe WEEKLY

OBESERE ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED RAPE AND RITUAL

Alhaji Abass Akande, aka Obesere, has been arrested   in Lagos for allegedly raping a 29-year-old business woman, Miss Olanike Olaiya in his Okota residence, Lagos.

According to the victim, who is a graduate of Ibadan Polytechnic, narrated her story thus: “I got to know  Obesere through one of my friends, Mrs Bola Okoro. She told me that Obesere would assist me in my business.

“I deal in office equipment and when I contacted Obesere, he asked me to meet him in his family house at Okota.  When I  met him, I  introduced my business to him and he promised to connect me to some of his friends in Dubai who would sell  goods to me on credit.

“After the discussion, he started demanding for sex and I refused and when I wanted to leave, he insisted I should sleep over in his house because it was late and he claimed that it was dangerous to go out late in the night in his area.

“I thought he was a responsible man and I decided to sleep over, but at the dead of the night, he came into the room where I slept and pounced on me.

“He raped me and afterwards inserted a ring he wore into my private part and I started bleeding. He hurriedly left me in the room saying he had an appointment to fulfil.

“I could not bear the trauma and the bleeding and I reported the matter to the police.”

It was gathered that Obesere was first arrested last Wednesday by the Police at Isolo Police Division, where Olaiya reported the matter. He was subsequently released on administrative bail.

He was later re-arrested on Monday, when medical examination conducted on Olaiya revealed that she was actually raped and the Divisional Police Officer, Isolo,  Adamu Ibrahim, was said to have ordered the transfer of the matter to State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, for further investigation.

Sources disclosed that Obesere’s arrest was made possible through a warrant of arrest issued by the Chief Magistrate of Isolo Magistrate Court, Mrs Kike Bukola Ayeye, as he had declined to honour several police invitations sent to his house at Johnson Famiye Street, Canal Estate, Ago, Okota.

However, it was learnt that according to Obesere statement, he denied ever raping Olaiya, rather he claimed she was his lover and they made love when she visited him.

NB: okay let assumed the lady in question is her lover as he claimed, why did he dipped the said ring in her private part and the rushed out? Nigerian ladies beware of all this guys. Eni ba leti lati fi gbo ko gbo oo.

END TIME IS HERE: AS PASTOR NOW FONDLING WITH FEMALE MEMBER PRIVATE ORGAN TO TEST HER VIRGINITY

The Pastor of Jesus Is The Way Evangelistic Ministry, Olorunsogo, Abeokuta was arrested at Oke-Yidi area of Abeokuta, the state capital on Tuesday according to the police.

The 34 year old Pastor Adekunle Kayode, has been arrested in Abeokuta, Ogun state, Nigeria by theOgun State Police Command for allegedly fondling with private organ of a female member of his church under the guise of confirming the status of her virginity.

 The Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi while confirming the arrest said, it was as a result of the report lodged by the victim's father at Kemta Police Headquarters, Idi-Aba, in the town.

 
According to him, the 20 year old victim had narrated her ordeal to her father who subsequently informed the police of the incident, stating that the victim was reported to have received 'holy spirit' which propelled her to reveal the misdeeds of the pastor who has been indulged in this ungodly act for years

THE GENERAL OVERSEER ACCUSED FOR ALLEGEDLY RAPED AND IMPREGNATING 2-UNDERAGE GIRLS IN ABUJA

The General Overseer, Mountain Movers Fire Ministry Church, Nyanya, Pastor Princewill Basil , who was arraigned in 2012 for allegedly having unlawful carnal knowledge and impregnating two student-members of his church, aged 14 and 15 years, was on Tuesday confronted by a second victim who claimed he raped her countless times.

Giving evidence under cross-examination by the defence counsel, Mr Sunday Kekere, the victim said the pastor, Pastor Princewill Basil .rape her to “cleanse her spirit of dirt’’.

“I cannot remember the number of times he raped me.

“Papa told me it was a continuous deliverance, and he had to sleep with me to clean all the dirt inside me and also cleanse my future,’’’ she told court.

When asked if the pastor had paid her school fees before, she said: “Papa( that is the pastor) had once told me during deliverance that he gave my mum N40,000 for my school fees.’’

“When I asked my mum, she said it was not true,’’ she testified.

The victim alleged that the accused had on some occasions, threatened her with a knife to force her to sleep with him.

After her testimony, Justice Hussein Baba-Yusuf, of FCT High Court, Abuja, adjourned the case to March 14 for continuation of testimony.

According to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), at the last sitting of the case on Feb. 11, the first victim told the court that Basil allegedly told her that her father’s wife was trying to kill her and that the Lord told him to perform a quick deliverance on her.

“I agreed for the deliverance to be carried out on me. During the deliverance, he carried a white handkerchief and a bottle of oil and asked me to remove my clothes.

“He also asked me if I was menstruating and I told him no.

“He told me that I was possessed with many evil spirits that had stained my blood, and it will only take my husband to deliver me and I was not married.

“He said that he will carry out the cleansing on me,’’ she said.

The victim testified that the accused led her into his bedroom and asked her to close her eyes, brought his handkerchief and placed it over her head and she became very weak.

The victim alleged that the accused raped her.

The offences, contravened the provisions of Sections 97, 179, 397(B) and 268 of the Penal Code. If convicted, the Pastor is liable to 14 years in prison. The accused had pleaded not guilty to the charges. 

THESE ARE SOME OF THE SIGNS WHEN A MAN IS ONLY AFTER SEX

The very first time i read this article, i just went through it as a normal write-up. However, by the time i went through again this week-end, i saw lots of truth been revealed in it. I resolved to share this with ladies all over the world. Happy reading.

‘’1. Weekday lovers

If your guy has a virtual do not disturb sign up  over the weekends, this is a clear sign that he is reserving weekends for someone else on his to-do list  or keeping his options open to meet other women. "Personally, when a girl is just a girl I'm into for sex, I'll never ask her out on a weekend. Weekends are strictly reserved for A-lists and new opportunities. Let’s take the Kenyan (Nigeria) scenario, one invites you for blankets and wine and the other buzzes you on a random Friday with Sepetuka ( Real) tickets. The sepetuka(Real) guy most likely wants to score after the gig while the blankets and wine guy actually wants to chill and have a nice time with you.

2. Sporadic contact

A guy who is really into you communicates with you regularly. A guy who is in it for the coochie(sex only), calls, texts, emails and pops-over only when he is feeling frisky and knows that you will indulge his desires. If the sight of your man's name on your caller ID surprises you, chances are, this is a sex only situation. I hear chics saying he doesnt call or text because he is too busy, unless he is a deep sea diver, no man would be too busy to text at least once or twice a day.

3. Invitation to nowhere

You never get invited to anything meaningful like dinner, movie or lunch its always for his boys birthday party at his crib in Umoja( His backyard), a random night with the boys. Bottom line: "Dates" are always cozy nights in. Why? Because that is the easiest place to, you guessed it... to get laid. Everything falls into place its warm and cosy inside, the vibe is right, good music, you get tipsy, start dosing, offers  shoulder, lips touch neck, lips connect , nearest bed is one second away and the rest is history..Got it ladies?

4. Time's up!

You spend just enough time together for a little foreplay, sex and maybe a nap. Unless there's time and desire for a round two, a sex-only motivated man will vanish like a thief in the night before you even have time to nuzzle into little-spoon position. Sunday afternoon he says he is in the neighbourhood, you invite him over, he comes in you offer a drink, he insists that you join him too, 30 minutes later he is in and out of Canaan. Next thing you know he is at the door getting his shoes back on heading over to Sheila's place to watch soccer now that you’re watching Tahidi High reruns.

5. Late-night lovers

A sure in-it-for-the-sex-only sign is when your man only reaches out to you after hours, when the day is done and quite possibly last call has been shouted. Although he coos for you sweetly on the other end of the phone, perhaps begging for your hot body, just know that you might be on a long list of lovelies, any of one of whom can satisfy his sexual cravings for the evening. Ladies you know this happens in July or those random Fridays when you re indoors alone, telly is boring and no movie, then he calls, makes you laugh and suggests he can come over or invites you to his. Looking at your situation, you jump for it either way , its turning out to be one hell of a boring night. 

6. Tangoless texts

The sex-only guy is remorseless and feels no guilt whatsoever when it comes to leaving your texts un-responded to for hours - even days - and sometimes doesn't respond at all.  Same goes for phone calls, emails, Facebook messages, tweets or any other form of communication. Problem is, the ones that respond promptly never get laid but the ones that don’t get more than they can handle. It takes a mature girl who knows exactly what she wants to spare no time for a guy that isn’t courteous enough to revert.

7. Sexy speak

You two speak one language: Sex. And that's it. If you think hard about it, you may know everything about how he likes "it" but you have no clue where his parents live, what he wanted to be when he grew up, his favourite meal, if he has a middle name. There's lots of moaning and groaning but no cater about work, family, friends, problems, triumphs, etc.  "A woman who presents herself as a sexual showpiece will be treated that way. Come to the table at the very beginning with more than just the ability to blow me away in the bedroom. Blow away my mind too and that way I'll consider you relationship worthy. e.g. if all the time he texts about how hot your bum looks on that snap you just posted on Instagram, be warned. If he is constantly on your Instagram but doesn’t even follow you on Twitter, chances are he is only interested in what he can see and not you have to say. ‘’

Culled from: Vibeweekly

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