Anne Kansiime , beautiful,
talented award winning comedienne, Actress, writer and a singer is our own made
in Africa comedian, proud Mukiga from Mparo,Kabale, Uganda,
A graduate of
Social Sciences from Makerere University, an old girl of Kabale primary school
and Bweranyangi Girls in Bushenyi, Anne owns/hosts the ‘Don’t Mess with
Kansiime’ television show on Citizen TV in Kenya .
If you are from
Africa continent, even anywhere in the world and you say that you have never
come across one of the “Africa’s Queen of Comedy’s”, hilarious jokes either on
Facebook or YouTube then you are not from this planet Earth!
Anne won: BEFFTA 2013 (Best Comedian)
winner. Lagos International Festival 2013 (Best Actress) winner. Social Media
Awards (Favourite Celebrity) winner.
Some of her
memorable quotes that i like so much are: 'Never accept to be ignored by anyone even if you are
applying for a job’. ‘Beauty
is best from within but there is no problem trying to show some of it on the
outside too.’ 'When u pray today,
give thanks no matter the situation. He already knows our problems and loves
the thankful heart’.
Have
you watched her video clip : Is he cheating? If your answer is NO, try to watch
it and if your answer is YES then answer her question: Are you sure he is
cheating on u with her or he is cheating on her with u? "Don't mess with Kansiime." Proudly Ugandan, Proudly African.
Enjoy
one of her jokes in London: Being here in London reminds me of one of the best
jokes about this city that I have ever heard:
"A Ugandan lady sat next to two male Londoners at the counter of a London pub, waiting to be served.
The barman came over to take their orders. As you might have inferred by now, a number of wines and beverages in 'outside countries' are named after their founders.
The British guy made his order – "Johnnie Walker; Single."
The American guy said – "Jack Daniels; Single."
The barman finally turned to the Ugandan lady and asked, "…aaaand you ma'm?"
A little confused & not sure if the question called for one to introduce themselves, the lady replied – "Joan Ssendawula; I'm married."
"A Ugandan lady sat next to two male Londoners at the counter of a London pub, waiting to be served.
The barman came over to take their orders. As you might have inferred by now, a number of wines and beverages in 'outside countries' are named after their founders.
The British guy made his order – "Johnnie Walker; Single."
The American guy said – "Jack Daniels; Single."
The barman finally turned to the Ugandan lady and asked, "…aaaand you ma'm?"
A little confused & not sure if the question called for one to introduce themselves, the lady replied – "Joan Ssendawula; I'm married."
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