JEREMY CLARKSON: GOING! GOING!! GONE!!

At last,the hide and seek game being played by the BBC have come to an end, and they saw reason why Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear presenter has to go! ‘He wasn't being sacked for always making gaffes about foreigners, but for physically attacking a producer on the show. I suppose the 'producer' must be white. Woreva sha, something has to be the reason and he's now going! Going!!Gone!!! People like him should not be gracing our TV screens.’

 It would be recalled that earlier this week, Radio 1 controller Ben Cooper said: "I think if my son or daughter went to a place of work where they were shouted at, abused and someone threw a punch at them I would want there to be an inquiry and for that to be dealt with in a very serious way and that's what the BBC is currently doing."But he said in The Sunday Times that it had all been in good humour, writing: "It was all meant in jest and anyway it worked.

The Director General of the BBC, Lord Hall, is expected to make an announcement today after an internal investigation was conducted during Clarkson’s suspension from the BBC show.

Clarkson unapologetic wrote: "By being brief, controversial and a bit sweary I woke the room up and the auction prize I was offering - one last lap of the Top Gear test track - raised £100,000."

"To be in the audience of Top Gear there was an 18-year waiting list. You know the BBC has f*themselves, and so who gives a f***? "It was a great show and they f* it up." Clarkson said.

He is reported to be considering new shows, including a programme about a novice trying to run a farm.

Clarkson tweeted his thanks to supporters of a petition, delivered by tank to BBC headquarters in London on Friday, but declared in his column in The Sun that "protest never works".

Meanwhile, with money-spinning show Top Gear off air during the internal investigation, May has been tweeting about getting to grips with life without work to distract him.

He wrote at the weekend: "Woodwork tasks today. Being jobless allows you to revisit old interests, learn new things, and listen to the radio more. Sold the telly."

May had previously told his fans: "I've been given some heavy gardening work today. Temptation to cut my own head off with the chainsaw may prove too strong. #StillUnemployed."

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